Welcome to my little corner of the internet. Expect half-baked prototypes, over-engineered plant sensors, quantum-ish code experiments, and occasional deep dives into nonsense that somehow works.
ESP32-based soil moisture logger + weather station. My tomatoes never had better data. Automated watering coming soon (maybe).
Turning an old analog scope into a vector clock that displays nonsense phrases and Lissajous patterns. Because why not.
Monitoring compost temperature, humidity and CO₂ with LoRaWAN. The fungi are thriving — data says yes.
A CLI tool generating random physics-inspired ASCII art and experimental bash haikus. Purely useless, entirely fun.
From quantum gardening to reverse-engineered toaster UI — these projects have zero practical value but maximum joy.
PCB design, SMD soldering fails, reverse engineering, and my ongoing battle with ground loops.
Python scripts that automate garden irrigation, physics simulations, plus data viz for random sensor logs.
No-dig experiments, companion planting, and using ML to detect powdery mildew (overkill? maybe).
Visualizing quantum field oscillations with LEDs and writing papers that never get finished.